"Virtual DJ 8 Presents: Strange Loops" was a performance at La Kaje in 2019. Written from the perspective of a freeware DJ, I connect some timeless cultural figures: Simba from the Lion King, the trope of the "sniper", Joe Biden, and Walt Disney. Along with the text I VJ'ed a slideshow of small video loops. The video edit combines two different performances. I re-read the text and then cut myself back to the performance, with a new score.